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Dosto aap log 10000 rupay ka recharge kar sakte hai vo bhi free me lekin vese nahi ki aap ne ek hi din me 10000 ka recharge mil jaye aapko ek app download karna hoga jisme aapko turant 10 rupay dedega aap recharge kar sakte hai jyada recharge karne ke liye aap earn likha hoga uss app me uss par ok karo fir invite frind par pahuch jaooge aur vha se aap apne dosto ko whatsapp facebook se share kare jab aapka friend uss app ko download karega too 10 rupay usko aur 10 aapko milega chalo ab yeh btado ki aap kaise apna khata app me khole 1 sabse pahle aap yha se app download Kare.      Download 2 fir isme ek window open hogi useme aapko true balance on karna hai 3 fir 3 khali jagah aayegi uppar ke me namber dallo dusre me password dallo 3 ab last vala khali jagah bacha hai yahi kam ka hai isme appko 294H98C7 ye wala code dalna hai agar aap uppar Se download  karo too yeh code apne aap aa jayega agar na aaye to fir yeh code lga dena fir niche rajister kar dena aapko 10rupay mil gaye aap

Soone ke aande

Whatsapp se - ek ladka raat ko sharab pikar ghar aaya aur jab waah so rha tha tabhi waah bahgwan ko pyara ho gya usne bahgwan ke pass jakar dobara janam lene ke liye kha baghwan ne janam too diya lekin usee murgi bnaa diya murgi banne ke baad jab usne annda diya too waah soone ka nikla usne jor lga ke kaise bhi ek aur bhi nikala too waah bhi sone ka nikla  wo fir se nikal rha tha njane kissi ne sar par danda Mara jab usne dekha too uski maa boli - uthja kamine bistar par tatti pe tatti kiye ja rha hai

Dil jor se dadk rha hai

Ek ladka ek ladki se- mera dil jor  se dadk rha  hai Ladki sharmati hui-kyo kya huaa mujhe dekne kar yahi hal  hota hai Ladka-voo bass nikal jati isiliye dod  rha  too mera dil jor jor se dhadk rha  hai

Gabbar

                        1 Gabbar-ye mobile ham ko de de thakur Thakur- thodi der ruk jao alia bhatt chat par hai                        2 Gabbar-jab 50-50 khos dur  tak  jab koi Facebook chalata hai too sab  kahte hai mat chala varna gjabbar chat par aa jayega.                             3 Gabbar-aree ho samba kitne mobile the Samba-sardar 11the Gabbar- 1 jio aur 11mobile bahut na hinsapi

Thappad mara kyon

Ek ladka ladki se- Ladka- I love you Ladki thapad Marti hai ladke lo Ladki- kya kha tune Ladka bhi ladki ko thapad Marta hai Ladka- jab suni hi nahi thi  too Mara kyu Ladka kamml ka fhul deta hai ladki ko ladki thapad marti  hai Ladka-bahnji me bjp ka parchar kar rha  tha  Ladki- me bhi too Congress ka parchar kar rahi thi

Whatsapp

Ek aadmi apna nya WhatsApp khol kar apne bete se kahta hai Aadmi-beta jokes bhej Beta-abhi me pad rha  hu Aadmi-accha hai ek aur bhej Do dost Lokesh aur Naresh Lokesh-yar yah WhatsApp aur Facebook me kya aantar hai Naresh-whatsapp hare rang ka hota hai aur facebook Nile rang ka

Kutte ko dhoo dala

Koi bhudda sa aadmi apne kutte ko tandee pani se nahla rha  tha  jo  ki chota sa tha  aur sardi ke din thee aur me waha se jaa rha  tha  mene  kha sardi lag jayegi mat nahlao kutte ko sardi lag jauegi  Bhudda aadmi- beeta nahi marega  Me jab vaps  aaya too kutta mra  huaa thaa Mene kha - me kah rha  tha  sardi lag jayegi fir  bhi aap ne  nahla diya aur ye sardi ke mare  mar gya Bhudda aadmi - beeta  nahlane se nahi ye too  najlane ke baad gardne pakdkar nichoo diya tha