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Ek ladka ek ladki se- mera dil jor  se dadk rha  hai Ladki sharmati hui-kyo kya huaa mujhe dekne kar yahi hal  hota hai Ladka-voo bass nikal jati isiliye dod  rha  too mera dil jor jor se dhadk rha  hai

                        1 Gabbar-ye mobile ham ko de de thakur Thakur- thodi der ruk jao alia bhatt chat par hai                        2 Gabbar-jab 50-50 khos dur  tak  jab koi Facebook chalata hai too sab  kahte hai mat chala varna gjabbar chat par aa jayega.                             3 Gabbar-aree ho samba kitne mobile the Samba-sardar 11the Gabbar- 1 jio aur 11mobile bahut na hinsapi

Ek ladka ladki se- Ladka- I love you Ladki thapad Marti hai ladke lo Ladki- kya kha tune Ladka bhi ladki ko thapad Marta hai Ladka- jab suni hi nahi thi  too Mara kyu Ladka kamml ka fhul deta hai ladki ko ladki thapad marti  hai Ladka-bahnji me bjp ka parchar kar rha  tha  Ladki- me bhi too Congress ka parchar kar rahi thi

Ek aadmi apna nya WhatsApp khol kar apne bete se kahta hai Aadmi-beta jokes bhej Beta-abhi me pad rha  hu Aadmi-accha hai ek aur bhej Do dost Lokesh aur Naresh Lokesh-yar yah WhatsApp aur Facebook me kya aantar hai Naresh-whatsapp hare rang ka hota hai aur facebook Nile rang ka

Koi bhudda sa aadmi apne kutte ko tandee pani se nahla rha  tha  jo  ki chota sa tha  aur sardi ke din thee aur me waha se jaa rha  tha  mene  kha sardi lag jayegi mat nahlao kutte ko sardi lag jauegi  Bhudda aadmi- beeta nahi marega  Me jab vaps  aaya too kutta mra  huaa thaa Mene kha - me kah rha  tha  sardi lag jayegi fir  bhi aap ne  nahla diya aur ye sardi ke mare  mar gya Bhudda aadmi - beeta  nahlane se nahi ye too  najlane ke baad gardne pakdkar nichoo diya tha

Ek aadmi ne ek chote se bacche ko tappad Mara koi galti kar di hogi baccha bolla gusse me Baccha-uncle aana hmari gali me chat par se peshab karunga Uncle- tu peshab karega too me Teri peshab ki dhar pakdkar uppar aa jaunga aur tjhe bahut marunga Baccha- nahi uncle ham ruk ruk kar peshab karuga Jo aap nicche gir jaooge aur aapko lag jayegi